FACTORIO

The greatest interstellar train game.



Despite it's name, I was pleasantly surprised when I opened Factorio, and found out it wasn't a .io game, like agar.io or snake.io. Instead, what I found, was a wealth of boredom and depression-enducing torture. The definition of 'Tedious' in game format. I was playing the game with a friend, and having a mediocrely fun time making completely rediculous systems that annoyed my friend, and spending my time riding around our base on conveyor belts, doing absolutely fuck all.

Eventually, against all the odds, we got to a point in the game where I realized we could make trains. Now I'll say, I'm kinda a train guy, so this concept excited me somewhat. But I wasn't expecting the amount of pure quality that would come from this seemingly small feature.

Trains in Factorio are fucking awesome and I spent like a month making a series of train lines all going through our base, constantly delivering supplies, and holy fuck did I feel cool doing it. Fuck all y'all who said it wasn't necessary. It was. It changed me.

Factorio gets a 10/10 trains.